Monday, November 29, 2004

Tubby and Donna

Instead of the Smiths, they should be called the Cleavers.

So it's Thanksgiving evening. Donna Smith, the wife of UK Coach Tubby Smith, is watching the news on WKYT-TV, Lexington's CBS affiliate. She hears the new anchors' happy talk. The anchors talk about the team's meal at the coach's house and how the coach joked about slaving over a hot stove when asked if the meal would be catered.

The anchors wonder aloud about all that food. Donna picks up the phone and calls the station. She speaks to Cori Lake, a news reporter who happens to be dating Donna's nephew. "Are they really looking for some food?" Donna asks.

Next thing you know, Donna arrives at the station with a load of leftovers.

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