Quote of the Day

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast asthe slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as awhole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving bythe regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human braincan only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessivedrinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest andweakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminatesthe weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Andthat, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -- Cliff Claven explaining to Norm his "Buffalo/Brain Cell Killing Alcohol Theory"