Who Will Replace Tom Delay?

From a Republican strategist:

The two likely candidates at the moment are acting Majority Leader Roy Blunt and Rep. John Boehner. This strategist says he likes them both, but made this tart observation: “It's Boehner, who is Mr. K St., versus Blunt, who left his wife of 30 years to marry a Queen of K St., a tobacco lobbyist--both trying to be leader of a party facing a K. St. scandal.”

What a bunch of boobs.