Wednesday, March 02, 2005

My Kind of Mayor

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Moscow's weather has been catching people off guard recently: snow in spring, a flood in summer, a hurricane closer to fall, sun in winter.

Russians thrive on their four seasons, but Moscow's mayor doesn't like surprises.

To ensure it doesn't rain on his parade on City Day, Mayor Yuri Luzhkov dispatches cloud-seeding planes to the skies.

Now he's taking accountability to new heights -- proposing fining the city-funded weathermen when their forecasts are wrong.

"The situation is crazy, just crazy," he told his Cabinet. "They say lah, lah, lah, we can do the job, we always do. If instead, we get -- excuse my non-parliamentary parlance -- crap, they should pay a fine."

Could you see Charlie Luken heading over to Fox 19 to serve Rich Apuzzo with a fine? That would be priceless.

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