It's America's Fault

If a lake "disappears", it must be the Americans.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

That old woman must be a Democrat...or at leasts a member off MoveOn.