Thursday, September 30, 2004

Spicin' Up the Debate

Here's a fun drinking game to help get you through the debate tonight. Any time one of the candidates says or does the following, you must take the number of drinks indicated.

Take one drink if:
Kerry says... Bush says...
"wrong ____" "security"
"rich" "terrorism"
"irresponsible" "flip-flop"
"Dick Cheney" "liberal"
[points] [smirks]

Take two drinks if:
Kerry says... Bush says...
"draft" "Dan Rather"
"misleader" "Heinz"
"Halliburton" "Ted Kennedy"

Finish drink if:
Kerry says... Bush says...
"dumb-ass hay seed" "elitist, sissy wind-surfer"

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